Post by Le Mod Pol
Weird News: Police Look for Naked Drive-Through Patron
HILLSBOROUGH, N.C. - Police are searching for a man who
was naked when he picked up his fast food order this
week at a drive-through window.
Why bother - nobody was hurt? Don't the police have
anything better to do?
This reminds me of a story that a female friend told me. This friend is
an incredibly hot looking woman in her thirties now. She teaches college
courses and her ratings by the many of the guys in her class say she's
sizzling hot. Anyway, as a college prank before I knew her, she told me
she drove down the Garden State Parkway in New Jersey for a few miles in
her Honda Civic (with a sun roof) while she was completely naked on a
warm spring day. She even stopped to pay a toll. No arrests were made.
A few years later, this same woman was stopped by a male cop while she
was driving on her way to work. The cop pulled her over, took her
driver's license and went back to his cop car for a few minutes to write
down some information. When the cop returned my friend's license to her,
he asked her out on a date. My friend was not seeing anyone at the time,
but this creeped her out and she politely declined. The cop then called
her on the phone two or three times to ask for a date. She finally
reported this cop to the authorities, at which time the cop left her
alone. This was in Philadelphia about ten years ago.