I want to emigrate to Germany and be helped

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

The thing is I'm a refugee from America. Yes, I fear for my life every time I go out walking or biking. No, not from crime but from reckless drivers that terrorize the few that dare to come out. People live in the cage and then drive a cage. People that want to be respected go around in SUVs with tinted windows. No, I'm not dark skinned or believe in a funny religion, not even Christian.

I want to set up my own business that actually requires little or no investment other than promotion. Then we can launch the revolution. Hold it, no violence. All we need is a banana. Yes yes, we need people to know that violence is stupid. And if my ideas are exported to Africa and the Middle East, we may stop the unsustainable flow or refugee to Europe. We may even avoid bombing some of those countries into the stone age. I understand life is cheap there. Hey, life is cheap here. You've heard of Miami Beach, right? Do a search that goes "hit and run accident Miami Beach." Just this week two accidents. One was two guys being hit on the sidewalk, one clinging to life. And they were Federal Agents on a mission in Miami. They caught the driver, a fine-looking young woman. Then another accident. A driver speeding at 100 miles per hour hit a British tourist sending him flying. He's dead. The driver is missing. Yeah, they'll make a genuine effort to catch the bad driver because the victim was a tourist and that means money. Many people from Europe think of this as a beach paradise but you can't even ride a beach cruiser. That's why I left Miami Beach and now live among the Haitians. Good people. Their food and music is the best. And they love my revolution.

So you tell me. Should I emigrate?

NOTE: A reckless driver almost killed me yesterday, so I'm like born again. I suffer from PTSD and can't handle car horns. This is a war zone.


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"The jungle has never been this much fun!"

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing

[Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises]

adios

Danke.

Things are not looking good. Refugees from Algeria and Morocco are being returned.

America is a formal democracy, and they may not grant me political asylum.

I may answer that burning Middle Eastern oil is feeding terrorism. 👍

[t***@gmail.com]

Tibetan, Free Spirit:

This discussion, while profound, should take
place on a philosophy or politics Usenet
board.

The content and purpose of Rec.Autos.Driving
is right in the name of the group: for
the discussion of conduct behind the wheel
of a powered vehicle on roads shared with
other drivers, and the laws and other
factors affecting driving.

With that in mind, what are your thoughts
on the apparent rise in the number of
wrong-way driving incidents? Feel
free to weigh in on the thread I started
for that topic.

Thank you!

[None]

< theckma @ omnibus-brevis.com > crapped his pants:
-> The content and purpose of Rec.Autos.Driving
So, dumb fuck, you think your toilet-licking habit is on-topic> What a
fucking retard.

Post by t***@gmail.com
the discussion of conduct behind the wheel
of a powered vehicle on roads shared with
other drivers, and the laws and other
factors affecting driving.
With that in mind, what are your thoughts
on the apparent rise in the number of
wrong-way driving incidents? Feel
free to weigh in on the thread I started
for that topic.

You're so desperate for someone to pay attention to your thread about
toilet-licking, that you're trolling the trolls. What a dumb fuck you
are! A toilet-licking dumb fuck!

[t***@gmail.com]

wrote: "< theckma @ omnibus-brevis.com > crapped his pants:
-> The content and purpose of Rec.Autos.Driving
So, dumb fuck, you think your toilet-licking habit is on-topic> What a
fucking retard.

Post by t***@gmail.com
the discussion of conduct behind the wheel
of a powered vehicle on roads shared with
other drivers, and the laws and other
factors affecting driving.
With that in mind, what are your thoughts
on the apparent rise in the number of
wrong-way driving incidents? Feel
free to weigh in on the thread I started
for that topic.

You're so desperate for someone to pay attention to your thread about
toilet-licking, that you're trolling the trolls. What a dumb fuck you
are! A toilet-licking dumb fuck! "

Wrong, asshole: The toilet thing was a ploy to
get people to pay attention to something ON
TOPIC here. In other words, bird-brain, I
did that for EFFECT. Read the FAQ for
rec.autos.driving.

Then examine some of the other subject titles
on here, and see who's really on topic. If
wrong-way driving doesn't belong in rec.autos.
driving, then what does?!

Additionally, remove me from your usenet
stalking software and GET A LIFE. It's
things like YOU that are destroying Usenet
with your vitriol and fueling the migration to that
social crater, Facebook.

[None]

< thekma, theckma, theckkma! (norocks) @ shit4brains.edu > gibbered
(FLUSH)

Despite all your mewling like a kitten drowning in a storm drain, it's
clear that you made a post to this froup on the subject of toilet
licking, and then you went to a troll's trolling thread to invite
trolls to respond to your toilet licking thread. Even a dumbfuck like
you can't dispute those simple facts, undeniable and clear to the tiny
number of people who give a fuck.

remove me from your usenet stalking software

You really are a retard, aren't you, li'l buddy?

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

Post by None
(FLUSH)
Despite all your mewling like a kitten drowning in a storm drain, it's
clear that you made a post to this froup on the subject of toilet
licking, and then you went to a troll's trolling thread to invite
trolls to respond to your toilet licking thread. Even a dumbfuck like
you can't dispute those simple facts, undeniable and clear to the tiny
number of people who give a fuck.

remove me from your usenet stalking software

You really are a retard, aren't you, li'l buddy?

Is the Internet Police active here? 😎

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

Post by t***@gmail.com

http://www.cheapoair.com/fpnext/Air/Listing/s/1

Is it an invitation?

One of the issues with America is that there's too many idiots on the road. They literally can't tell left from right and zigzag all over the road, endangering everybody. Then there's the issue of NOT implementing SPEED CAMERAS. Everybody knows that would be the way to tame traffic but nobody worries to press the issue. Hey, it's all about money, right? They get their cut from red light cameras, which do nothing.
I want to ride a bicycle without fear and drive fast on the Autobahn before I die. Not too fast but enough to make driving fun. Nobody is having fun here. Why? The prevalent philosophy goes, "Look, the monkey is having fun. Let's go and attack!"
I guess we can address that with the revolution, somewhere in Africa. You can not have solutions where the idiots drive and vote.

speed cameras would help the Jews not get away from Hitler.
With all the monolith police state build-up, one sees the pits and traps being set-up all over the place insomuch that it wouldn't take much, if anything at all, to get in trouble. That's the way human governments end up becoming. That just shows how much better heaven will be. No more trouble, no more fears. No lies, no deceit.

I figure a million christian drivers like you, would render the German road network dysfunctional and deadly.

Like I mentioned above, a driver who was driving 100 mph on a city street killed a British tourist and disappeared.

[t***@gmail.com]

TibetanMonkey wrote: "figure a million christian drivers like you, would render the German road network dysfunctional and deadly. "


Idiots and suitcase-faced drivers come
in ALL religions, colors, and genders.

I *try* - though am not perfect- to afford
other drivers the same courtesy I
would expect from them: Using my
blinkers to indicate if I'm about to
change lanes or turn off a road altogether,
keep to the right to facilitate faster drivers
or left turners(here in the U.S.), and so
on. That's not only a Christian tenet -
do unto others - it's commonsense.

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

Post by t***@gmail.com
TibetanMonkey wrote: "figure a million christian drivers like you, would render the German road network dysfunctional and deadly. "
Idiots and suitcase-faced drivers come
in ALL religions, colors, and genders.
I *try* - though am not perfect- to afford
other drivers the same courtesy I
would expect from them: Using my
blinkers to indicate if I'm about to
change lanes or turn off a road altogether,
keep to the right to facilitate faster drivers
or left turners(here in the U.S.), and so
on. That's not only a Christian tenet -
do unto others - it's commonsense.

Sure, but the system as a whole allows the predators and sheep to drive and endanger all. I've found that both the sheep sitting on the fast lane and the aggressive driver zigzagging all over the road are equally dangerous.

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

On Sat, 23 Jan 2016 18:35:15 -0800 (PST), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most

On Sat, 23 Jan 2016 14:29:12 -0800 (PST), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most

"KRETP" - Keep right except to pass is not enforced
in a lot of states. In fact, some states allow passing
on the RIGHT where it is "safe and permissible"
to do so.

Article on the news lasdt week. Washington state patrol reported 75,000 tickets issued for failing to KRETP. Probably by pissed off officers trying to get through traffic.
Propsal is going through to add an offense "driving slowly continuously in the passing lane".
Clarification in the papere "slowly" meaning 'at under the speed limit'. It is being held up as "continuously" is too vague for a law.
WTF difference is that and KRETP? Some speculation is it would be an added charge in addition to a KRETP citation.
I have reported people doing it to the WSP and reported drivers of commercial vehicles to their businesses. Doesn't seem to help.
Harry K

In Europe all you would need to do is flash the lights at the idiot, but here you fear he may brake hard or pull a gun on you.
They simply don't like anyone getting ahead of them. This causes confusion and chaos as you may try to pass on the right. I suggest you imagine having a machine gun in front while squeezing a banana.

And worst of all are idiot bicyclers in the traffic lanes. Luckily,
in the south, the young men still enjoy jousting. You get in the bed
on a pick up with a 2x4 and look for bicycles.

Your idea of communities empty of people is rather funny. Pedestrians and cyclists make a community.

It's not my idea, it is a popular sport in the rural parts of the
country. Nor are their communities empty.

I'm not promoting the sport. I'm promoting using the bicycle to do practical stuff. I want to see what's going on in my community and go shopping. Walking is not an option because the distances are too long and the sidewalks are empty. Biking is fun. The car is an overkill. It's stupid even if you own a car. "Buy locally, bike locally." People don't do it because they live in fear.

It also means fewer cars on the road, more healthy people.

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

It's not my idea, it is a popular sport in the rural parts of the
country. Nor are their communities empty.

I'm not promoting the sport. I'm promoting using the bicycle to do practical stuff. I want to see what's going on in my community and go shopping. Walking is not an option because the distances are too long and the sidewalks are empty. Biking is fun. The car is an overkill. It's stupid even if you own a car. "Buy locally, bike locally." People don't do it because they live in fear.
It also means fewer cars on the road, more healthy people.

American Indians: They lost their land, they lost their identity, they lost their diet, they lost their mobility, now they suffer from obesity and diseases...

"The placement of Native Americans in food deserts didn't occur by happenstance. Public health advocates have taken into account the imperialistic campaigns of the early 1800s that relegated Native American tribes to reservations where they had little access to their original food sources and couldn't engage in an active lifestyle of hunting and gathering. By the end of the 19th century, federal government restrictions on movement and rations of flour, lard, and sugar replaced the indigenous diet of meat, protein, fruits, and vegetables that kept Native American healthy. That change helped bring forth the health crisis among Native Americans today."

http://thinkprogress.org/health/2015/03/26/3639410/native-american-diet-change/

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The Christian way of life took over. The waters and land are poisoned, the roads are jammed and deadly. Population exploded. There's no space for horses or bicycles. Sedentary life is in. "Sit, pray and wait for Armageddon.":

Be a free spirit:

http://www.zazzle.com/free_spirit_round_pendant_necklace-177659207984198139?rf=238111090634717809

I'm surprised I can still get an Indian motorcycle. ;)

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

It's not my idea, it is a popular sport in the rural parts of the
country. Nor are their communities empty.

I'm not promoting the sport. I'm promoting using the bicycle to do practical stuff. I want to see what's going on in my community and go shopping. Walking is not an option because the distances are too long and the sidewalks are empty. Biking is fun. The car is an overkill. It's stupid even if you own a car. "Buy locally, bike locally." People don't do it because they live in fear.
It also means fewer cars on the road, more healthy people.

American Indians: They lost their land, they lost their identity, they lost their diet, they lost their mobility, now they suffer from obesity and diseases...
"The placement of Native Americans in food deserts didn't occur by happenstance. Public health advocates have taken into account the imperialistic campaigns of the early 1800s that relegated Native American tribes to reservations where they had little access to their original food sources and couldn't engage in an active lifestyle of hunting and gathering. By the end of the 19th century, federal government restrictions on movement and rations of flour, lard, and sugar replaced the indigenous diet of meat, protein, fruits, and vegetables that kept Native American healthy. That change helped bring forth the health crisis among Native Americans today."
http://thinkprogress.org/health/2015/03/26/3639410/native-american-diet-change/
***
http://www.zazzle.com/free_spirit_round_pendant_necklace-177659207984198139?rf=238111090634717809
I'm surprised I can still get an Indian motorcycle. ;)

Gee, this bike is ready for the war, shotgun at the ready, be that war in Syria or the back roads of America...

http://www.indianmotorcycle.com/en-us/custom-scout

Is that missing the back seat? You need a woman in your adventure. What action movie is missing a woman?

You know, one argument to "take the lane" when one is riding a bicycle is to have your woman next to you, not half a block behind you. Leave that stupid driver honk the horn all he wants. Give him a banana.

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
http://www.indianmotorcycle.com/en-us/custom-scout
Is that missing the back seat? You need a woman in your adventure. What action movie is missing a woman?
You know, one argument to "take the lane" when one is riding a bicycle is to have your woman next to you, not half a block behind you. Leave that stupid driver honk the horn all he wants. Give him a banana.

Big Chief with Big Money buys you this:

http://www.indianmotorcycle.com/en-us/chief-vintage-thunder-black

What would Sitting Bull would have said about it?

And Jesus, what would Jesus say about America? He would sit on a pile of garbage and say "What kind of shit is this?"

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

- Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher / Wed, 27 Jan 2016 07:51:04 +0100

Damn, if you have 10000, you have to get the crowd managed.
Everybody has to drink, eat, shit, rest, even criminals, or
even Americans.

Americans hate the European system for being too socialist and regulatory.

That's their problem.
I don't discuss this shit, we have enough of dumb yanks here.

The ones living there are probably smarter.

Let's stop discussion. Better.

Sure, politics and bicycling don't mix. Well, except the chaos in our roads can only be solved by political means. It's our problem, don't worry.

As an American, I't rather persuade you to go to a country
you recently democratisized, like Afghanistan.

Sorry, Americans don't want them, so you are responsible for their welfare.

The hint was to GO TO the democratized places,
if you are fed up with the USA.

I took the suggestion to go to Afghanistan as a cruel joke. They do have elections, if that's what you mean. Everybody has elections, even Haiti. Democracy or hypocrisy?

We broke it, you fix it.

Asshole.

You must be conscious that Europe is a strong ally of America and you must lend them a hand. Do it for democracy.

It's not my intention to antagonize you, but to show others that there's a big gap in perception between Europeans and Americans. Perhaps cyclists sympathize with Holland and Denmark because they give priority to cyclists but nothing else. Perhaps good drivers envy the autobahn, that's all.

[Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises]

Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
You must be conscious that Europe is a strong ally of America and you must lend them a hand. Do it for democracy.

What would Europe do if Native Americans came knocking at its door? They would have a lot of grievances and expect a better life.

Everybody should be admitted to Europe. Actually there's a better way: Expanding Europe into the world. Forget American democracy. Make it European socialism. I want the roads to comply with European regulations. I want the same socialist policies to regulate the passing lane on the left.

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

Post by t***@gmail.com
This discussion, while profound, should take
place on a philosophy or politics Usenet
board.
The content and purpose of Rec.Autos.Driving
is right in the name of the group: for
the discussion of conduct behind the wheel
of a powered vehicle on roads shared with
other drivers, and the laws and other
factors affecting driving.
With that in mind, what are your thoughts
on the apparent rise in the number of
wrong-way driving incidents? Feel
free to weigh in on the thread I started
for that topic.
Thank you!

Well, you can only expect the drivers who can not tell left from right to drive the wrong way. We should be clearing our road of idiots before the idiots kill people. I call them the zombies, and they can be texting or whatever.

Post by t***@gmail.com

http://www.cheapoair.com/fpnext/Air/Listing/s/1

Is it an invitation?

One of the issues with America is that there's too many idiots on the road. They literally can't tell left from right and zigzag all over the road, endangering everybody. Then there's the issue of NOT implementing SPEED CAMERAS. Everybody knows that would be the way to tame traffic but nobody worries to press the issue. Hey, it's all about money, right? They get their cut from red light cameras, which do nothing.

I want to ride a bicycle without fear and drive fast on the Autobahn before I die. Not too fast but enough to make driving fun. Nobody is having fun here. Why? The prevalent philosophy goes, "Look, the monkey is having fun. Let's go and attack!"

I guess we can address that with the revolution, somewhere in Africa. You can not have solutions where the idiots drive and vote.

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

Post by Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

Post by t***@gmail.com

http://www.cheapoair.com/fpnext/Air/Listing/s/1

Is it an invitation?

One of the issues with America is that there's too many idiots on the road. They literally can't tell left from right and zigzag all over the road, endangering everybody. Then there's the issue of NOT implementing SPEED CAMERAS. Everybody knows that would be the way to tame traffic but nobody worries to press the issue. Hey, it's all about money, right? They get their cut from red light cameras, which do nothing.
I want to ride a bicycle without fear and drive fast on the Autobahn before I die. Not too fast but enough to make driving fun. Nobody is having fun here. Why? The prevalent philosophy goes, "Look, the monkey is having fun. Let's go and attack!"
I guess we can address that with the revolution, somewhere in Africa. You can not have solutions where the idiots drive and vote.

speed cameras would help the Jews not get away from Hitler.
With all the monolith police state build-up, one sees the pits and traps being set-up all over the place insomuch that it wouldn't take much, if anything at all, to get in trouble. That's the way human governments end up becoming. That just shows how much better heaven will be. No more trouble, no more fears. No lies, no deceit.

Your god will be watching when you go to heaven. He's the all-seeing-eye who's watching your every move and reading your every thought.

A christian will never be a libertarian, not even a democrat or republican. He believes in the ultimate authority in the universe.

Speed cameras will only tame the worst idiots and the worst predators behind the wheel.

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

Kindly take your ass and bicycle to Germany and quit trying to make
the USA like Germany. If their culture were so superior we'd be
shouting "Heil Hitler" and there would be no Jews.

True or false:

a) lane discipline = nazi discipline

b) Jewish lawyer wants lane discipline